Just for Laughs

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles do not hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It is like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:

1) No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, do not let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, do not hit her back. Parents always catch the second person.
4) Do not ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You cannot trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Do not sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Do not hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You cannot hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) Grandpa’s lap is the best place to be when you are sad.